Addendum to The Book of Questions
With the kind assistance of Yahoo Answers
Are there birds in Canada?
Should spaghetti be way shorter?
What would heaven for elephants be like?
Why is everything at my grandma’s house moist?
Should scientists give octopi bones?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
Is Christian Bale a Christian since his name is Christian?
I kissed a guy a year ago. Is his spit still in my mouth?
How many calories are there in soap?
What if one day the cows fight back?
How to get a haircut similar to Joseph Stalin without showing the girl
who cuts my hair a picture of Joseph Stalin?
Smoke coming from my belly button?
Why can’t we grow burger in tree?
Is Rainbow-Trout a good name for a baby girl?
DID ANYBODY HAVE SEX in the 1990s?
Did it feel different from now?
I accidentally ate the Do Not Eat packet inside my shoe box.
Am I gonna die?
Do midgets have night vision?
What do prostitutes wear during winter?
Why does my right arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
If I got bitten by a six year old, will I turn into a six year old?
If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?
I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad.
Can I still drink orange juice?
Do they have toilet paper in Canada?
Are there any autographs of Jesus Christ?
How much are you generally expected to tip a Blood Witch
for conjuring a pestilence?
I swallowed an ice cube whole and I haven’t pooped it out?
Is it illegal to kill an ant?
If you die in Canada do you die in real life?
If evolution is true, then why do pigs not have wings?